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NNPP Leader Breaks Silence on Returning to APC; Tells Ruling Party: ‘Change Your Ways or Count Me Out!’ The man in the famous “Red Cap,” Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, has finally spoken on the one question every Nigerian politician has been asking: Is he going back to the APC? In a move that has sent […]
SEC and Police Join Forces to Crush ‘Wonder Bank’ Scammers; Massive Crackdown Begins to Protect Nigerians’ Hard-Earned Money! If you are running a Ponzi scheme in Nigeria, your “grace period” has officially ended. In a move to protect citizens from losing billions to fake investment gurus, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has officially teamed […]
TUC Goes to War With FG Over ‘Heartless’ Salary Freeze; Health Sector Set for Total Shutdown if Workers Aren’t Paid! The peace in Nigeria’s health sector is about to be shattered as the Trade Union Congress (TUC) has officially declared “war” on the Federal Government. The fight is over the recent stoppage of salaries for […]
ADC Faction Goes ‘Hunting’ for Big Fish; Tempts Jonathan, Saraki, and Makinde With New Mega-Party Plan! The political landscape in Nigeria is about to get a major shake-up! A bold faction of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) has officially launched a “celebrity recruitment” drive, and they aren’t aiming low. The party is reportedly knocking on […]
Kwankwaso Never Said ‘Go’! NNPP Blasts Rumors of Governor Abba’s Defection; Says Mentee is Staying Put! The New Nigeria Peoples Party (NNPP) has officially “locked the gates” against rumors that the Kano State Governor, Abba Kabir Yusuf, is packing his bags for the APC. In a stinging response to viral reports, the party has made […]
Michael Carrick Named New Man United Boss; Sends Chills Through Old Trafford With Bold Warning: ‘I Know Exactly What It Takes!’ The search is over, and the “Red Devils” have gone back to their roots. Manchester United has officially confirmed that Michael Carrick is the new man in the dugout, and the club legend wasted […]
FG Blasts Contractors for ‘Turtle Pace’ on Lokoja-Abuja Highway; Threatens to Fire Non-Performing Firms Immediately! The Federal Government has finally run out of patience with the companies fixing the Lokoja-Abuja highway. After seeing how slow the work is going, the Ministry of Works has told the contractors to either “speed up” or pack their bags […]
Gombe APC Dumps Paper for Computers; Launches Massive E-Registration to Flush Out ‘Ghost Members’ and Solidify Power! The All Progressives Congress (APC) in Gombe State is moving into the future. In a bid to become the most organized political force in the North-East, the party has officially kicked off a state-wide e-registration exercise to put […]
TETFund Drops ₦6.4 Billion for 271 Schools; Top Universities and Polys Set for Massive Face-Lift in 2026! Higher education in Nigeria is about to get a major financial boost as the Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFund) has released its “big budget” for 2026. A total of ₦6.452 billion has been set aside to be shared […]
Legendary 89-Year-Old Monarch Joins the Ancestors; Governor Sanwo-Olu weeps for ‘A Wise Father and Great Peace-Maker!’ A great iroko tree has fallen in the ancient coastal town of Badagry. The people of Lagos are in mourning today following the announcement that the Akran of Badagry, His Royal Majesty, De Wheno Aholu Menu-Toyi I, has passed […]
Olubadan Moves to Crush Chieftaincy ‘War’; Sets Up Powerhouse Panel to Settle Throne Disputes Once and for All! The Olubadan of Ibadanland has taken a firm stand to ensure that peace and tradition prevail in the ancient city. To stop growing arguments over who gets to sit on certain traditional thrones, the monarch has officially […]
Five Families Thrown Into Mourning After Horror Gombe Crash; Governor Inuwa Yahaya Orders Immediate Safety Shake-up! A dark cloud has fallen over Gombe State following a devastating road accident that has left five people dead and many others fighting for their lives in the hospital. The accident, which happened on a busy stretch of the […]
Juju Fail! Native Doctor Who Promised Mali the AFCON Trophy Arrested for ₦60 Million Scam After Team Gets Knocked Out! A famous traditional healer in Mali has found himself in a prison cell instead of a palace after his “spiritual contract” to win the AFCON for his country ended in a total disaster. The healer, […]
COURTROOM DRAMA! Sacked CBN Workers Reject ‘Zoom Trial’; Demand to Face Bank Chiefs in Person as Legal Battle Over Job Losses Gets Heated! The legal war between the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and its former workers has taken a strange turn, and it all comes down to a computer screen. A group of ex-staff […]
FUEL PRICE WAR! Retailers Beat Dangote to the Punch as Pump Prices Drop Below ₦739; See the New Cheapest Places to Buy Petrol! The “monopoly” is over before it even started! In a move that has shocked the energy market, local petrol retailers have started slashing their prices to levels even lower than the ₦739 […]
IBADAN STANDS STILL! Oyo APC Heavyweights Unite for Tinubu; Launch Massive ‘Door-to-Door’ Campaign to Secure President’s Second Term! The political atmosphere in Oyo State reached a fever pitch this weekend as the heavyweights of the All Progressives Congress (APC) gathered in the heart of Ibadan to send a loud message: they are 100% behind President […]
IPMAN Dumps Foreign Fuel Importers; Refusal to Buy ‘Overseas Petrol’ Sparks Huge Showdown as Refinery Denies Hitting a Snag! The battle for who controls Nigeria’s fuel tanks has taken a massive turn. The Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of Nigeria (IPMAN) has officially “turned its back” on imported petrol, declaring that they will now buy every […]
Tinubu and Shettima to Splash ₦12.2 Billion on Trips in 2026 as Budget Details Spark Fresh ‘National Gbas-Gbos’! While many Nigerians are busy calculating how to survive the month, the 2026 budget has revealed a “jumbo” travel fund for the nation’s top two leaders. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Vice President Kashim Shettima are set […]
U.S. President Threatens More ‘Missile Action’ in Nigeria to Stop Bloodshed; Says Terrorists Have Nowhere to Hide! The United States is turning up the heat on the security situation in Nigeria. President Donald Trump has issued a “final warning” to the bandits and terrorists responsible for the wave of killings across the country, promising that […]